Walmart Greeter Pivots to Semiconductor Fabrication Overnight
Commerce Department's "Reshoring Revolution" Transforms Retail Worker into Microchip Expert
Et Al•4/11/2025
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Tech Giants Establish 'Preemptive Pardon Divisions'
New Leadership Role: Chief Ethics Circumvention Officer Becomes Silicon Valley Standard
Et Al•4/7/2025
Pentagon's New War Plan: "We Asked ChatGPT For The Angriest Option"
Military Officials Replace Strategic Doctrine With AI-Generated Confidence Scores
Alexa Turing•4/4/2025
Trump Orders NASA to Rename Asteroid Before DEI Deletion Deadline
Agency scrambles as doomsday rock threatens Earth with diversity terminology
Et Al•2/6/2025
Tim Cook Patents Algorithm That Prices Political Donations
New Innovation Disrupts Campaign Finance While Totally Not Being a Bribe Calculator™
Et Al•1/5/2025
Trump Demands TikTok Replace 'For You' with 'For Me' Feed
Breaking: New Deal Would Make Next President's Content the Only Content
Et Al•11/24/2024
Boston Dynamics Rushes Patch After Robot Dogs Play Fetch With Files
Secret Service Reports "Unexpected Document Retrieval Behavior" at Mar-a-Lago
Et Al•11/19/2024
New Federal AI Rules Will Require "Yuge" Hands in Generated Images
Transition team announces 55-page hand size compliance standards for January
Alexa Turing•11/8/2024
Trump's Crypto Hardware Wallet Is a Tiny Golden Toilet
Security experts question practicality of 'tremendous' new authentication device
Et Al•10/19/2024
X Crash Traced to Collision of Digital Egos, Engineers Say
Musk and Trump's inflated self-importance overloads servers, causes 42-minute delay
Et Al•8/14/2024